in other news...

Tonight, I put a three weeks notice in at Kohl's. That's right. May 15, 2010, I will no longer be subjected to the whims of a consumeristic, huge, oppressive, for-profit, deceptive retail store ever again. I feel a blog post about my experience at Kohl's rising within me to be posted in the near future...;)


In other news, I love my customers.


Misses customer at Kohl's: Hey miss, where da queen size?
Me: *hesitation* you mean queen size mattresses?
Customer: *laughs hard and points to self* No, I mean queeeeen size! What do you call it? Plus size?
Me: Ohhhh. Right this way...*blushes and laughs with customer*

Stolen.

We watch the season pull up its own stakes
And catch the last weekend of the last week
Before the gold and the glimmer have been replaced,
Another sun soaked season fades away

You have stolen my heart

Invitation only, grand farewells
Crash the best one, of the best ones
Clear liquor and cloudy eyed, too early to say goodnight

You have stolen my heart

And from the ballroom floor we are in celebration
One good stretch before our hibernation
Our dreams assured and we all, will sleep well

You have stolen
You have stolen my heart

I watch you spin around in your highest heels
You are the best one, of the best ones
We all look like we feel

You have stolen my
You have stolen my heart

-Stolen, Dashboard Confessional

One of the only songs I still love and relate to even though it plays at Kohl's.